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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:54

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What is your twin flame story?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.